Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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