i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
