Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
