why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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