what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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