I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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