Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
