Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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