I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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