Quick, to the slutcave!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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