so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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