the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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