I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My feet surprised me
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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