i need an iv and a liver transplant
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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