they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
send nudes
from the living room?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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