Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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