I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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