It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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