how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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