I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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