I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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