the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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