i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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