Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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