I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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