that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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