tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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