i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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