i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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