sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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