I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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