He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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