now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
