i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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