I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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