so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
soo... how was my night?
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