i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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