I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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