question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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