i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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