I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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