I CAN MOONWALK!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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