At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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