I think I am morally bankrupt
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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