I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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