don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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