I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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