so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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