Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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