Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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