question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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