her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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