We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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