you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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