put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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