i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
