Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this boner is exhausting
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
