Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
