We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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