dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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