Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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